Oh, some hazard from Harvard was skunked on beer playin' backyard bombardier She said, 'I'll turn you on sonny, to something strong if you'll play that song with the funky break'Īnd Go-cart Mozart was checkin' out the weather chart to see if it was safe to go outsideĪnd little Early-Pearly came by in her curly-wurly and asked me if I needed a ride Some silicone sister with her manager's mister told me I got what it takes He got down but he never got tight, but he's gonna make it tonight He says, 'Dethrone the dictaphone, hit it in its funny bone, that's where they expect it least'Īnd some new-mown chaperone was standin' in the corner all alone watchin' the young girls danceĪnd some fresh-sown moonstone was messin' with his frozen zone to remind him of the feeling of romance Some brimstone baritone anti-cyclone rolling stone preacher from the east She got down but she never got tight, but she'll make it alright Oh, cut loose like a deuce another runner in the night Some all-hot half-shot was headin' for a hot spot snappin' his fingers clappin' his handsĪnd some fleshpot mascot was tied into a lover's knot with a whatnot in her handĪnd now young Scott with a slingshot finally found a tender spot and throws his lover in the sandĪnd some bloodshot forget-me-not whispers, 'Daddy's within earshot, save the buckshot, turn up the band'

With this very unpleasing sneezing and wheezing the calliope crashed to the ground

With a boulder on my shoulder, feelin' kinda older I tripped the merry-go-round In the dumps with the mumps as the adolescent pumps his way into his hat Madman drummers bummers and Indians in the summer with a teenage diplomat

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